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These quotes from my kids were all previously posted on Facebook, but I thought I'd post them here too, for posterity and for those who don't have Facebook.
"Can you find some ways that are non-standard for pulling out teeth?"
"If I were president, I would make a law that spies would have to work every day and I would want everyone to be healthy so the only days they could eat candy would be birthdays and holidays. Also people would not have to get out of the car to get gas; they would just have to press a button and it would come out automatically. I would make someone invent that system. "
"You know, Mom, people only say that Santa will only bring presents to good kids to scare kids into wanting to be good, but that's not true."
"That doesn't make sense. You used a double negative."
Alexander referred to the Ravens as the Voldemort Ravens. (Voldemort is the Bad Guy in the Harry Potter series. Alexander misheard "Baltimore" as "Voldemort.")
Alexander's reaction to his first root beer float: "Mmmm! This tastes like ice cream with root beer on it!"
"Alexander, let's play 'Alexander and Jack,' where we be ourselves."
"Pop Tarts are dangerous."From Kai: (to be fair, Kai's quotes are not funny. I am just impressed that he is already putting together quite a few three word sentences. He's also developing an expansive vocabulary!)
"Want go night night."
"Want get down."
"Where Allie go?"
As we passed a McDonald's: "Chicken?"