Tonight as I was putting Kai to bed, I asked him to tell me the three bears story for once. I don't have it word for word, but it went something like this:
There was a Papa Bear, a Kid Bear, and a Baby Bear. The Papa Bear wanted to be Batman. The Baby Bear wanted to be a little Robin and the Kid Bear wanted to be Spiderman. One day Papa Bear made noodles for his family, but he didn't make it too hot, so they didn't have to go for a walk or a bike ride in the woods. They sat in their chairs and ate their noodles. Then they were tired so they went to their beds and fell asleep. Who wanted to come see them? A pig! When they saw the pig, they were so scared that they ran all the way to their apartment. And that was the "the end."
My kids are pretty great.