A conversation from today that had me in tears:
Alexander was playing a video game: "Lego Star Wars" (which, for the record, is completely innapropriate for a four-year-old and is going back in "the vault" for a couple years).
Alexander: Mommy, that guy with the hat is on my team. But he doesn't have a sword or a shooter.
Me: Well, maybe he doesn't like to fight.
Alexander: Yeah, and neither does this trash can (said while repeatedly beating R2D2 over the head with a sword).