Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Yep, I have three boys...

This scenario is brought to you by Jack. Words in brackets are my additions for clarity of his intended meaning.

Setting: C3PO, R2D2, and Chewbacca have all come to visit the Bat Cave.

C3PO: Hi, there. What you doing here?
R2D2: I poop here. See?
C3PO: Aw, man!
Chewbacca: I [will] shoot [the] poop. I clean poop [with] my shoot shoot.
R2D2: Alright.
Chewbacca: Shoot, shoot. I clean poop [with] my shoot shoot.
R2D2: Thank you.

("Shoot shoot," if it's not obvious, is what Jack calls a gun. It's all horribly inappropriate.)

2 comments:

Emily said...

This is classic.

PopPop said...

Ah yes; little boys and potty humor. Gotta love it.