We went shopping at Target today. It being the 6th of October, they had a lot of Halloween costumes for sale. Amongst the vampires, witches, zombies, goblins, and ghouls, Jack spotted something truly frightening. "Eeeek! A monster," he exclaimed, pointing to a smiling, friendly clown costume.
This is what happens when Justin is your father. Your idea of "scary" becomes warped.