1. I only make the beds when we're having company.
2. I don't make my 4-year-old keep his room clean.
3. Clean, folded laundry often sits in the laundry baskets until I need the baskets to do more laundry.
Here's hoping these confessions make someone feel superior, because that's always fun (for you, anyway)! I have more (worse) confessions of a Lazy Mom, but you have to confess something to me first. ;)