Alexander loves to play "supers," where we all pretend to be different superheroes. Today he was being Juiceman, and the following conversation ensued:
Alexander: I am Juiceman and I can turn things into juice!
Me: That's useful, because then you could drink the juice if you got thirsty.
Justin: Does the juice have any nutritional value?
Alexander: Oh, no! It does not have any [pronunciation garbled] nutrional value! That would be dangerous!