Alexander: Mom, Jack got in my brain! ********* (At the ice cream parlor) Alexander: Mom, is Double Fudge Squirrel made out of squirrel skin or is it just called squirrel? Me: It's not "Double Fudge Squirrel!" It's "Double Fudge Swirl!"
Literary Alexander: I am going to wash my face until it shines like the sun! * * * * * * * * * * Comic Alexander: Did I forget to put on my pants? * * * * * * * * * * Sweet Alexander: Daddy, we were made to be together.